were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

I thought this was a joke

that theory about him killing off the site for a tax writeoff seems legit actually

he is a fucking child

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whydidisavethistomyphone:

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melodiesofmidnight:

anonymouscomrade:

fruityyamenrunner:

indelicateink:

depsidase:

painfully true

ALT

Imagine saying “where sweets are baked, not bought” about the decade that invented blue raspberry

I can still smell the Lollipop Paint Shops my mother baked every Saturday back in 98

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captainchilly:

“Thanks, Cas.”
↳ 4.18 - THE MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS BOOK

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

identifying-cars-in-posts:

cerayanay:

t-counter:

evilwizard:

t-counter:

evilwizard:

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

YOU EXIST???

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

1993-1997 Mazda 626

I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here

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heavybend:

heavybend:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

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shelterwoodpod:

Let’s make a haunted house together! Ingredients:

creaky floorboards and squealing hinges

uncomfortable and disquieting wall art

mysterious noises from… somewhere

flesh

dusty old opulent furniture

creepy dolls

memories of what once was and long-suppressed secrets

long shadows cast by insufficient lighting

show results/tag something else

reblog to enlist your mutuals in building the House :)

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dailyfryes:

crafantale:

Ubisoft Assassin’s Creed’s Evie Frye Voice Actress Victoria Atkins has been replaced by AI while protesting for SAG-AFTRA

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She also never receives residuals

And yet Ubisoft continues to make more AC games whilst not even paying their workers what they’re owed… and using AI. Wow.

WHAT THE W H A T

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soberscientistlife:

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